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Last week, my buddy Dave—dumb as a stump—tried it. Said it was “spiritual,” like he’s some guru now. I told him, “You’re an idiot, Dave.” He’s lyin’ there, candles flickerin’, some chick whisperin’ about “energy flow”—I’d gag if I wasn’t so damn annoyed. “What am I doing here?” Bob Harris’d say, stuck in that weird hotel bar. That’s me, watchin’ Dave blab about his “release.” Release? From what, sanity? I hate everything.

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After the rain stopped, I decided to check out the park by the river. It’s usually chill, but today? It was packed! Kids running around, families having picnics, and I’m just trying to find a quiet spot. I finally find a bench, and just as I sit down, this kid runs by and spills his ice cream all over me. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But then I see the kid’s face, and I can’t even be mad. He looks so guilty, it’s adorable.

The perfect winter weekend: Bucovina’s magnificent painted monasteries