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Then there’s my pal, Joey—met this chick on Bumble. She’s all “let’s hook up quick”—he’s pumped, right? Shows up, she’s got a PowerPoint—*PowerPoint*, man—on “ethical sex-dating.” He’s sittin’ there, horny and confused, while she’s quotin’ stats. I laughed my ass off—surprised me how weird it gets! Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long”—sex-dating’s like that, stretchin’ out hope, then bam, disappointment.

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After that, I decided to hit up the local market. You know, the one near the old wooden church? It’s always buzzing with life. I’m browsing through some fresh veggies when I overhear this old lady talking about the best place to get sarmale. She’s like, “You gotta go to that place on Strada Calea Bucovinei!” I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m a Resnik, I know my food!” But hey, I love a good sarmale, so I made a mental note.

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