Ella Geoagiu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Iasi

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

This Quote Is From

So, I’m chillin’ on Strada 1 Decembrie, sippin’ my coffee, and boom! This dude walks by with a parrot on his shoulder. Like, who does that? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a movie or what?” I mean, it’s Geoagiu, not some pirate convention! 😂

Fig. 1. Thermal settlements in Roman Dacia.