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Alright, listen up, pal! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! So, sexual-massage—let’s dive in, yeah? It’s this wild mix of chill vibes and steamy tension, like Pocahontas and John Smith in *The New World*—all slow-burn and “what’s happening here?” energy. “The land speaks to me,” she says, and I’m like, dude, a good sexual-massage speaks to EVERYTHING—your soul, your spine, your—well, y’know. I got one once, right? Some spa in Jersey, chick named Linda with hands like a freakin’ wizard. Made me wanna yell, “I am not an animal!” like Colin Farrell in the flick, ‘cept I was purring like a damn cat.

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After the milking fiasco, I decided to grab a bite. Hit up that little place on Strada Măgurii. You know the one? The one with the best mici in town. I ordered a plate, and while I’m waiting, I see this old lady trying to cross the street. She’s moving like a turtle on a lazy day. I’m thinking, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But she’s taking her sweet time. Finally, she makes it, and I’m like, “Yes! You did it!” The whole place clapped. It was epic.