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Right, so I tried it once—some mate dragged me to this parlour, candles flickerin’ like a séance gone wrong. This lass, all serene-like, starts kneadin’ me traps, whisperin’ about “energy flow.” Energy flow? I’m thinkin’, “Love, only flow here’s the cash outta me wallet!” Cost me a tenner more than a curry night—fuckin’ outrageous! Made me angry, that—payin’ for some posh grope when I coulda had a pint and a shag for less hassle. But—BUT—when she hit that spot, right under me shoulder blade? Jesus wept, I melted like a twat on a sunbed. “Something moves beneath the surface,” she says, nickin’ a line straight outta Martel’s script—fuck me, I nearly cackled!

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First off, I hit the road on Strada 1 Decembrie. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, come on, people! It’s not a parking lot! I was stuck behind this old dude in a rusty Dacia. I mean, I get it, vintage vibes, but c’mon, it’s 2023! I was ready to lose it. Finally, I made it to the office on Strada Libertății, and guess what? My boss was already there, looking like he just chugged a gallon of espresso. Great.

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