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Thing is, it ain’t all sleazy. Some folks swear it heals—releases tension, boosts happy vibes. I’m like, “You don’t say?”—straight outta Fincher’s flick. Got me happy once, tried it with Marge. She’s all, “Homer, behave!” Didn’t work, tho—too ticklish! Made me mad when the masseuse charged extra. What a ripoff! “A million dollars isn’t cool,” I yelled, quotin’ Sean Parker, “you know what’s cool? Fair prices!” She didn’t laugh. Tough crowd.

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Then I hit up the local market on Strada Cernica. It’s packed, like sardines in a can. I’m dodging people left and right, trying not to spill my coffee. I grab some fresh veggies, and this old lady starts chatting me up about the best way to cook eggplant. I’m like, “Lady, I can barely boil water!” But she’s all in, giving me her secret recipe. I nod along, pretending I’ll actually try it. Spoiler alert: I won’t.

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