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But real talk, it’s messy, bro. You’re dodgin cops, weirdos, and I’m over here like, “I just want a good time!” Once, this gal starts cryin mid-chat—says she’s trapped, like Grace in that damn town. Broke my heart, man! I’m all, “You’re free with me!”—total Michael Scott moment, cringey but sweet, right? Didn’t work, tho—she bolted. Exaggeratin a bit, maybe she flew away, who knows, haha! Still, made me think—prossies got layers, man, not just a quick gig.

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I can’t even. So, I wake up in Ungureni-Jianu, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.