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Hmm, sexual-massage, you ask? Wise, I am, like Yoda—fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, yes? This stuff, it’s tricky, my friend! I dive deep, thinkin’ about it—like WALL-E diggin’ through trash, lookin’ for somethin’ precious. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’, nah, it’s old as dirt—ancient Egypt had it, hieroglyphs showin’ priests gettin’ freaky with oils. Surprised me, that did! Thought it was all pyramids and mummies, but nope—happy endings back then too!

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Tantric massage is a sensual, full-body massage that brings together a variety of massage styles including classical massage, acupressure, Lomi Lomi, Tao, Ayurveda and bioenergetics .

So, I woke up late, as usual. My alarm? Yeah, it decided to take a day off. I jumped outta bed, threw on whatever I could find. I mean, who needs matching socks, right? I grabbed a coffee from that little place on Strada Principală. You know the one? The barista there is a legend. He always knows my order. But today? He was outta my fave blend. Ugh!