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So, I decided to check it out. I mean, why not? I’m an Art Director, right? I should be inspired. I got there, and wow, it was intense. The place was filled with these massive installations made from junk. Like, who knew a broken bike could look so deep? I was feeling all the feels. But then, I overheard this pretentious guy talking about how “art is a reflection of societal collapse.” I almost rolled my eyes outta my head. Chill, dude. It’s just a bike!