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So, I’m cruisin’ down the street, mindin’ my own biz, when BAM! I see this old lady, bless her heart, tryin’ to cross the road at Strada 22 Decembrie. She’s movin’ slower than molasses in January. I’m thinkin’, “C’mon, lady, we ain’t got all day!” But then, outta nowhere, this dude on a bike zooms past her, almost takin’ her out. I’m like, “What the heck, man?!” I mean, it’s Turda, not the Tour de France!

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