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I get happy when it works, tho. Met this gal, Lisa, on Tinder—total smokeshow! We hit it off, talkin’ beers and donuts—my kinda foreplay! She says, “Let’s Netflix and chill,” and I’m like, “Woo-hoo!” But then—D’oh!—she ghosts me! What’s that about? Sex-dating’s a minefield, man, “one minute you’re alive, next you’re not!” Drives me nuts—why swipe if ya ain’t serious? I’m over here, heart racin’, thinkin’ I scored, then—nada! Makes me wanna scream, “This is my rifle, my only friend!”

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Then, I get back to work, and it’s like a parade of people. Old folks, kids, business types. I’m just pushin’ buttons, tryin’ to keep up. At one point, I’m stuck with this guy who won’t stop talking about his cat. I’m like, “Bro, I get it, your cat is cute. But I gotta work here!”