Aurora Topoloveni Brothel ❤️

About Bucharest

Climbed peaks tougher than brothel stairs, I have. Heard stories—oh yes—about this joint in Nevada, y’see. Legal it was, hidden behind saloon doors—cowboys sneakin’ in, thinkin’ they’re sly. Little fact, hmm? Oldest gig in the world, they call it—older than Yoda, I reckon! Made me chuckle, that did—picturin’ some dude, hat on, boots off, trippin’ over his spurs. Do or do not, there is no try—damn right, they don’t try, they DO, hah!

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Topoloveni (Romanian pronunciation: [topoloˈvenʲ]) is a town in Argeș County, Romania on the Cârcinov River. The town administers four villages: Boțârcani, Crintești, Gorănești, and .

But here’s the kicker. We get there, and it’s closed! I’m like, “What is this, a joke?” So, we end up at some random place. The drinks are cheap, but the vibe is off. The bartender looks like he’s seen better days. I order a beer, and it’s warm. I’m like, “Dude, what’s this? A sauna in a glass?”

Romania’s traditional Topoloveni Magiun de Prune rated best fruit product in the world in 2023