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So, sexual-massage—heard it started way back, like ancient Rome or somethin’. These rich jerks’d get oiled up, grapes in their mouths, and some poor schmuck’s kneadin’ their junk like it’s dough. True story—found that in some dusty history book once. Kinda wild, right? Imagine me—Larry “The Lumberjack” David—lyin’ there, all oiled up, goin’, “This is fine, this is fine,” while secretly I’m freakin’ out! What if they slip? What if it’s awkward? I’d sue the toga off ‘em!

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Then, I hit up the market on Strada Călărași. It’s packed! I’m dodging people like I’m in some kind of obstacle course. I see this vendor selling fresh veggies, and I’m like, “Yo, gimme some of those tomatoes!” But he’s all like, “Only if you can guess my age.” I’m standing there, thinking, “Dude, I’m not a magician!” But I take a shot. “Uh, 50?” He laughs so hard, I swear he almost dropped the cucumbers. Turns out he’s 35. I mean, what’s his secret? Must be the tomatoes!

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