Stella Sovata Brothel ❤️

About Brasov

Oi, ya mate! Me, Gru, cashier by day, big thinker by night, yah? So, brothel, huh? Dirty bizness, but juicy stuff! I tink about it, “Lightbulb!” – like in “Holy Motors”, ya see, where Monsieur Oscar shifts faces, lives wild lives, right? Brothel’s like dat – masks on, masks off, all a big show! I seen one once, sneaky spot in Moscow, all hush-hush, red lights blinkin’ like devil’s eyes. Got me mad, tho – girls there, so young, trapped like rats, bah! Made me wanna smash sometin’, ya know?

Hotel Relax & Wellness

First off, I hit up Strada Trandafirilor for breakfast. You know, the place with the best mici? I’m talking juicy, smoky goodness. I order a plate, and the waiter—bless his heart—drops it. Mici everywhere! I’m like, “Dude, I didn’t order a food explosion!” But hey, I laugh it off. Gotta keep it light, right?

8. Szováta Pumpkin Festival