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So, this one time, right, went for a rub-down, lady’s hands like magic, *mumbles* ooh-la-la! Slippery oil everywhere, nearly slid off table—*flails arms*—crash! Made me giggle, but angry too, coz, oi, £50 down drain! Little fact, yeah? Ancient Greeks did this, called it “anatripsis”—posh word, eh? Rubbin’ bods for health, not just naughty bits!

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The SPA has a pool and a mini massage pool, sauna, fitness stuff and massage. The breakfast was average.. a lot can be improved (especially the room smell) but.

I step in, and it’s like a scene from a movie. People are dancing, drinks are flying, and I’m just trying to keep it together. I spot this dude, totally wasted, trying to climb the bar. I’m like, “Bro, this ain’t a climbing wall!” But he’s not hearing it. So, I do what any good bouncer would do. I grab him by the arm and say, “Time to go, buddy.” He looks at me like I’m the devil. Classic.

Sinaia boasts the highest altitude gondola in Romania