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About Craiova

So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t your grandma’s spa day. It’s intimate, sure, but not creepy-porn-level, ya know? Skilled hands, oils slicker than Tesla’s Cybertruck finish, and boom—tension’s gone faster than a SpaceX booster landing. Little-known fact: ancient Chinese docs used it—called it “qi release.” Freaky, right? Bet they didn’t have lo-fi beats playin’ tho.

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