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Little known fact, tho—back in the 90s, peeps used newspaper ads for hookups. Straight up “Lonely Hearts” vibes, no pics, just words. Imagine that now— “Yo, 5’9, tatted, HMU for Netflix and chill.” Wild how we went from ink to apps, huh? Still, it’s the same game—chasin’ that spark, dodgin’ the weirdos. Like my boy Abbas said in the movie, “We’re all copies of something.” Sex-dating’s full of clones—catfish poppin’ up like roaches in a trap house.

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady shows up. She’s waving her cane like a sword. “Get off my tree!” she yells. I’m thinking, “Lady, it’s not your tree. It’s a public oak!” But she’s relentless. I’m caught in the middle of a tree war. I’m just trying to do my job, and now I’m a referee.