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So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

Massagem em Santana

The owners name is Van. She is very lovely and super nice. I first had a full body massage by Marta. They offer male or female massages, Oil or oil less.

So, I shoo them away, and I’m about to start my inspection when BAM! A pigeon poops right on my hard hat. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to do my job here! I look up, and that bird’s just staring at me like, “What’s good?” I’m fuming, but I can’t help but laugh. It’s like the universe is saying, “Welcome to Santana, buddy!”

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