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Sometimes I’m like, damn, why ain’t I tried this yet? Too busy bakin’ cupcakes, I guess—my hands are pros at rubbin’, tho, heh! Prolly butcher the mood by gigglin’—can’t help it, I’d be ticklish as fuck. “Rage on, Imperator,” I’d say to my masseuse, all dramatic-like, channelin’ my inner Marilyn with a wink. Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d feel like a queen, shiny and chrome, ridin’ off to Valhalla—or at least a nap.

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Then, I get a call from my boss. “Hey, we need to discuss the budget.” Ugh, the budget. My least favorite word. I’m like, “Can’t we just pretend it doesn’t exist?” But no, we gotta talk numbers. I’m trying to sound professional, but inside, I’m just thinking about how I need a vacation.

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