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So, picture this—I’m in King’s Landing, right? Some shady brothel, stinks of sweat and cheap wine. This lass, she’s got hands like a goddamn sorceress, kneadin’ me like dough. I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t half bad,” but then—BOOM—she’s whisperin’ prices for “extras.” Made me mad as hell! I’m like, “What is this, a negotiation?” Reminds me of Anton Chigurh, that cold bastard—calmly askin’ if I wanna die or pay up. “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”—except it’s my dignity, not my life, on the line.

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But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to haggle over a cucumber. Like, dude, it’s a cucumber! Not a gold bar! I’m shaking my head, trying not to laugh. My buddy nudges me, and we both burst out laughing. The guy looks at us like we’re the crazy ones.