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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion fuckin’ Lannister. I drink and I know things, yeah? So, sex-dating—bloody wild, innit? Picture this: me, swipin’ through apps, lookin’ for a shag. It’s like huntin’ dragons, but with less fire. More awkward chats tho. “The Tree of Life” vibes hit me hard—y’know, “the only way to be happy is to love,” Malick’s whisperin’ in my ear. Sex-dating’s a messy dance, half lust, half hope.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re the anticorrosion guy, right?” I’m thinking, “Wow, I’m famous!” But then she starts ranting about how her fence is rusting. I mean, lady, I’m not a miracle worker! I can’t just wave a magic wand and make it all shiny again. But I smile and nod, pretending I care.