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Oi, mateys! Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, savvy? So, this sex-dating thing—bloody wild, innit? Swipin’ left, right, like pickin’ crew fer me ship! Saw this lass on Tinder once—profile said “loves adventure,” but turns out she meant Netflix, not plunderin’. Made me mad, aye—wasted me rum-soaked time! “The Tree of Life,” though—me fave flick—got me thinkin’. Like when the lad asks, “Where were you?”—same vibe when yer date ghosts ya after a shag. Poof! Gone like a cannon blast!

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Then, I get a text. “Emergency at the market!” Ugh, can’t a guy catch a break? I sprint over to the market on Strada Călărași. Turns out, someone spilled a ton of tomatoes everywhere. It’s a slippery mess! I’m dodging people, trying not to fall. I see this one guy just sliding around like he’s in a cartoon. I can’t help but laugh.