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Lemme tell ya, I got happy as a pig in mud watchin’ these critters on a dive once. Down in the Keys, water clear as moonshine, I seen an escort trailin’ a barracuda – shiny silver scales flashin’ like a dang disco ball. Made me think of Viggo Mortensen in that diner scene – “You’re a long way from home, pal!” – ‘cept this fish ain’t lost, he’s right where he belongs, moochin’ off the big guy. Cracked me up, man! Nature’s got a sense of humor, don’t it?

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After that, we finally made it to Strada Mihai Viteazul. Beautiful street, right? But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “Hold up, fam!” I rush over, help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then she starts telling me her life story. I’m talkin’ about her cat, her garden, and how she used to dance in the streets. I’m standing there like, “Lady, I’m just a guide, not a therapist!” But hey, it was kinda sweet.