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So, picture this—some ancient Rome geezer, right, gets a rubdown after battlin lions. Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy word for oily hands gettin frisky. Makes me wanna yell, “R2, ya grubby droid, fetch me some lavender oil!” ‘Cause that’s the trick—scents, mate. Lavender, eucalyptus—boom, ya stress is toast. I got mad once, tho—some twit used motor oil. MOTOR OIL! Smelled like a speeder crash, not sexy, nah, made me wanna punt him to Tatooine.

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After that, we finally made it to Strada Mihai Viteazul. Beautiful street, right? But then, I see this old lady struggling with her groceries. I’m like, “Hold up, fam!” I rush over, help her out. She’s super grateful, bless her heart. But then she starts telling me her life story. I’m talkin’ about her cat, her garden, and how she used to dance in the streets. I’m standing there like, “Lady, I’m just a guide, not a therapist!” But hey, it was kinda sweet.