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So, sexual-massage—wot’s the score? It’s hands roamin’ like me crew after rum, but slower, aye, teasin’. Starts all legit-like—oil, candles, some poor sod’s tense shoulders. Then—BAM—fingers dance where the sun don’t shine, savvy? Little known fact, arr: them ancient Greeks, randy buggers, used t’ mix olive oil ‘n herbs fer this—called it a “sensual rubdown.” Prolly wrestled naked after, knowin’ them! Me, I’d be hollerin’, “This be the trick, mates—t’ steal tension *and* a grin!”

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But then, this lady comes in, all huffy. She’s like, “I ordered a cake for my daughter’s birthday!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s 8 AM! Your party’s at noon!” She’s fuming, and I’m just trying to keep my cool. I mean, come on! I can’t just whip up a cake in five minutes!

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