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So, I tried it once—yeah, me, Larry freakin’ David! Walked into this shady joint, dim lights, smells like lavender and desperation. Lady’s like, “Take off your shirt,” and I’m thinkin’, “What am I, auditionin’ for somethin’?” Felt like that scene where the cowboy says, “You will see me one more time”—kinda ominous, kinda hot. She starts rubbin’, and I’m like, “Oh, this ain’t bad!” Then—bam!—it gets *sexual*, and I’m losin’ my mind. Happy? Sure! Angry? Maybe—why’s this so good, huh? Why’s it gotta cost me 80 bucks?!

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude on Strada Călărași is stuck in traffic. I mean, who isn’t? But this guy’s losing it. He’s yelling about how he’s gonna miss his meeting at the Primăria. I’m like, “Bro, chill. It’s Podoleni, not a Formula 1 race.” But no, he’s all worked up. I send a car, but it’s stuck on Strada Mărășești. Classic Podoleni traffic, am I right?