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Love the oil bit—smells funky, lavender? Slap it on, slidey-slide, heh, fun! Fact: old Tsars got this—nobles, sneaky rubs! Mate, this one lass, hands like magic—happy Bean! “WALL-E loves EVA,” I think, dreamy-like. But—ugh—some places, dodgy, sticky floors, grim! Surprised me once—bloke masseur, hairy paws, “nope, ta-ta!” Ran out, trousers half-on, classic Bean!

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Next, I get a call about a street vendor on Strada Unirii. This guy’s selling hotdogs, but he’s outta mustard. Like, who runs outta mustard in Podoleni? It’s a crime! I’m laughing, but the vendor’s all serious. I tell him to improvise. “Try ketchup, man!” He’s not having it. I mean, come on, it’s just mustard!