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So, picture dis: dim lights, some shady joint, smellin’ like lavender and secrets. Da masseuse—ooh, she’s sly, like a minion sneakin’ bananas. She’s rubbin’ ya down, and ya brain’s like, “What is dis magic?!” Little factoid for ya—back in ancient Rome, dey did dis naked in bathhouses, no shame, just vibes. Wild, right? Makes me wanna yell, “Vhy vasn’t I invited?!”

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call from a lady on Strada Tineretului. She’s freaking out ‘cause her cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Lady, it’s a cat, not a lion.” But she’s crying, and I can’t just leave her hanging. So, I dispatch a team. They get there, and guess what? Mr. Whiskers jumps down like he’s some kind of parkour expert. I swear, that cat’s got more moves than I do on a Friday night.