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About Cluj-Napoca

So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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After that disaster, I decide to head to the park on Strada Florilor. It’s usually my zen spot. But today? Nope. There’s a bunch of teenagers blasting music. I mean, I love a good beat, but c’mon! I’m trying to chill here! I sit on a bench, trying to meditate or whatever, but all I can think is, “Why can’t they just listen to some chill vibes?”

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