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Yo, dude, erotic-massage, huh? Everybody lies about liking it, but c’mon, it’s legit. “Be me, be me for a sec,” right? I’m on this ship, sailor life, rough hands, salty air, and suddenly someone’s like, “Hey, try this massage thing, it’s erotic!” I’m like, whaaat? But okay, fine. Turns out, it’s not just some sleazy rubdown. Nah, it’s art, man. Ancient art! Did you know some cultures, like in India with tantra, been doing this for thousands of years? Mind blown. “You have to invite me in,” and I was like, invite what? Pleasure? Relaxation? What’s the catch?

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Then, as I’m prepping the clinic, I hear this loud commotion outside. I peek out the window on Strada Libertății, and there’s a bunch of kids chasing a cat. Not just any cat, but the fluffiest, sassiest feline you can imagine. I’m talking about a real diva. I’m laughing, but also thinking, “Dude, that cat’s gonna need a vet too if they catch it.”

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