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What gets me pumped? It’s all about connection, dude. Hands on skin, breathin’ syncs up—it’s primal! But ugh, what pisses me off? Cheap places skimpin’ on oil! Like, c’mon, don’t leave me high and dry—literally! I’m not here for sandpaper vibes, gimme that slick glide! One time, I went to this sketchy joint—swear the masseuse was rushin’ like she’s late for bingo. I’m like, “Slow down, lady, I ain’t a car wax job!” Made me madder than Dwight with a beet shortage.

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Then, I head over to the park by the river. It’s chill there, ya know? Kids are playin’, people are chillin’. I sit on a bench, and this kid comes up, all curious. “What’s that big machine?” he asks. I’m like, “That’s my baby! She harvests the fields!” His eyes go wide. “Can I ride it?” I chuckle, “Only if you can reach the pedals!”

Big Boi threw out the first pitch for the Cubs, and we just can't handle it