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Oh, and get this—Victorian times, brothels had secret codes! Knock twice, wink, say “sausage” or some nonsense. Sausage! Who comes up with that? Prolly some perv with a meat fetish. Made me laugh, but also—kinda clever? Kept the cops guessin. Not like now, where it’s all online, “Brothel Yelp reviews” or whatever. “Four stars, sticky floor.” I’d die before leavin a review, but I’d read em—oh, I’d read em hard. Curiosity, y’know?

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As the day went on, we decided to check out the local park. It’s got this cute little lake, and I thought, “Hey, let’s rent a paddle boat!” So we did. But let me tell you, I have zero coordination. We were going in circles, and I was laughing so hard I almost fell in! My friend was like, “You’re the worst captain ever!” I was like, “Yeah, but I’m the funniest!”

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