Luna Oravita Brothel ❤️

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Now, lemme spill some tea—did y’all know brothels been around since Jesus was a baby? For real! Back in old Rome, they had these joints called lupanars—fancy word for nasty business! Had lil rooms with stone beds, no cushion, just cold rock. Imagine that! “Girl, my back hurt!” I’d be hollerin, Halleluyer! Ain’t no romance, just wham-bam-thank-ya-ma’am. Surprised me silly when I heard that—stone beds? They wild for that!

Neighbours are wondering if an escort service has opened in the Glebe

Finally, my friend shows up, and we head to the local market on Strada Victoriei. Man, the vibe there is electric! Fresh fruits, veggies, and all these locals chatting it up. I love it! But then, I see this guy trying to haggle over a bunch of tomatoes. Like, dude, they’re already cheap! Just buy them! But nah, he’s going back and forth like it’s the most important thing in the world. I couldn’t help but laugh.

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