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Finally, I get my coffee. It’s lukewarm, but whatever. I’m not picky. I stroll down to the park near the river, and it’s beautiful. The sun’s shining, kids are playing, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me, jumps, and knocks my coffee all over my shirt. I’m like, “Great, just great!”

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