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So, check it—little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Yeah, called it “tantric touch” or somethin’, gettin’ all freaky with oils. Not just for pervs neither—s’posed to “heal yer soul.” Pfft, soul my ass, I’d be droolin’! D’oh! Imagine me, sprawled out, some hotshot masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, Homer,” and I’m all, “Donuts… no, wait—focus!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s pricey, man! Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? Made me mad as hell—gimme a beer instead!

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I grab a quick coffee at that little place on Strada Mihai Viteazul. You know the one? The barista is super chill, but today, she’s all frazzled. Turns out, the espresso machine broke. Classic, right? I’m standing there, waiting for my caffeine fix, and I’m like, “This is how my day’s gonna go?”

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