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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy, Andrei. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a goat on Strada Tineretului. A freakin’ goat! Just chilling, munching on some grass. I’m like, “Dude, are you high?” But nope, he’s dead serious. Moreni is weird like that.

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