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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, been thinkin’ ‘bout this sexual-massage nonsense, savvy? Ain’t no stranger to slippery hands and rum-soaked nights, but this? This be a whole new beast! Watched me favorite flick, *Margaret*—y’know, that 2011 gem—n’ it got me head spinnin’ like a compass on the Black Pearl. Lisa screamin’ “I’m a very private person!” while I’m over here wonderin’—who’s rubbin’ who, and why’s it gotta be so bloody sensual?

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So I’m parked, right? And this lady comes up, all frantic. “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I drive a tractor, not a fire truck!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I climb up this tree like I’m Tarzan or somethin’. Cat’s chillin’ up there, lookin’ at me like, “What’s up, human?” Finally get the furball down, and she’s all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Medias.”

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