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Sometimes it’s funny—people get awkward, squirming! “Why so serious?” I’d cackle, watchin’ ‘em blush! Best part? Feelin’ like a king—total power trip. Worst? When they talk too much—shut up, relax! Oh, and once—exaggeratin’ here—felt like she massaged my soul out! Hahaha, dramatic, right? “Carlos” vibes again—“You’re already dead, my friend!”—but nah, just reborn, slick and shiny!

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So I’m parked, right? And this lady comes up, all frantic. “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I drive a tractor, not a fire truck!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I climb up this tree like I’m Tarzan or somethin’. Cat’s chillin’ up there, lookin’ at me like, “What’s up, human?” Finally get the furball down, and she’s all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Medias.”

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