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About Iasi

Had one meself once—bloke called Dave, hands like sausages. Slippery as a greased pig, he was. “Relax, guv,” he says—relax?! Felt like a wrestling match! Laughed my arse off after—pure comedy gold. “You got the touch,” I told him, sarky-like. Reminds me of Doc in Inherent Vice—“What’s in the box?” Mystery, innit? Erotic-massage is that—bit of a riddle, bit of a thrill.

What can you expect from an erotic massage?

From the serenity of a relaxing massage to the spiritual reconnection of tantric massage, each technique has its own particular origin, purpose and benefit. Below, we will explore the top 10 .

So I’m parked, right? And this lady comes up, all frantic. “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” she yells. I’m like, “Lady, I drive a tractor, not a fire truck!” But I can’t just leave her hangin’. So, I climb up this tree like I’m Tarzan or somethin’. Cat’s chillin’ up there, lookin’ at me like, “What’s up, human?” Finally get the furball down, and she’s all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Medias.”

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