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Funny thing—escorts got code words, like spies! “Roses” for cash, “girlfriend experience” for the full vibe—cracked me up when I heard it. I’m like, “Groovy, baby, that’s some 007-level lingo!” Imagine me, Austin Powers, goin’ undercover as an escort—ha! I’d be all, “Shall we shag now or shag later?”—total disaster, mate!

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I finally get to the office, and my first client is already waiting. This dude, let’s call him “Mr. Panic.” He’s sweating bullets, talking about how the stock market is gonna crash. I’m like, “Chill, man! It’s not the end of the world.” But he’s convinced he’s gonna lose everything. I try to calm him down, but he’s all over the place. I mean, I get it, but c’mon!