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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

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But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past and knocks over a trash can. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I mean, come on, Magureni’s got enough trash as it is. So, I chase after him, and he’s laughin’ like a maniac. I finally catch up, and I’m like, “Dude, you gotta clean that up!” He just gives me this cheeky grin and rides off. Kids these days, man.