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Once heard a tale—Victorian ladies got “massages” from docs, wink-wink, to cure “hysteria.” Docs knew the trick, filthy buggers! Laughed my head off—still do! Imagine that, sittin’ prim, then—ooh!—all better. Surprised me, yeah, how sneaky history is. Erotic-massage ain’t just filth, nah—it’s art, like *The Master*, messy and deep. “Bring me the dragon,” I’d say, meanin’ that heat, that spark! We craves it, don’t we, precious? Hiss! Tell ya what—try it, but don’t cheap out, or I’ll find ya! Gollum knows, y’see—time ticks, hands glide, and oh, it’s glorious!

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Deep support for your most intimate parts. Individual sessions tailored to your needs, desires, and boundaries. We will work through the body, with the breath, with guided imagery and .

Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Mihai shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he tells me he saw a goat on Strada Călărași. A goat! Just chillin’ like it owns the place. I couldn’t stop laughin’. Like, what’s next? A cow on Strada Măgurii?

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