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I rememba dis one time – true story, swear on my minions! Dis chick, she send me foto, all naked-like, but it’s blurry, like Doc Sportello’s brain on dope! I’m like, “Vhat is dis? Art project?” She say, “No, just bad camera.” Lightbulb! Dat’s sex-dating for ya – half da time you don’t even know vhat u gettin’! Made me laugh so hard, I choke on my vodka.

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So, I’m walking down Strada Călărași, and I see this old lady. She’s trying to cross the street, and cars are zooming by like they’re in a race. I’m like, “Hey, lady, you need a bodyguard?” I rush over, and we make it across. She’s all smiles, and I’m feeling like a hero. But then, she starts telling me about her cat. Like, I don’t even know her name, and she’s going on about Mr. Whiskers. I’m thinking, “Lady, I just saved your life, not your cat’s fame.”

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