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So, picture this – you’re layin’ there, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and it’s all sensual-like, not like Mom’s greasy meatloaf hands. I saw this one time, right, this shady parlor in South Park, and the guy goes, “Happy ending?” – I’m like, “Hell yea, make it quick!” Got me all happy, like when Dae-su finds that hammer, “Can I be forgiven?” – except I ain’t askin’ forgiveness, I’m demandin’ MORE OIL, respect my authoritah! Pro tip: they use weird smells – jasmine or some crap – makes ya brain go dumb, in a good way.

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So, I’m munching on my cozonac, feeling all good, when I see this dude trying to parallel park on Strada Libertății. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth, like a kid learning to ride a bike. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off, and then—BAM! He hits the curb. I almost choked on my pastry. Classic Helegiu moment, right?