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But ugh, what pisses me off? Creeps who think it’s a quick fuck—nah, man, it’s art! Takes skill, patience—ain’t no fast food drive-thru. I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it—candles, some dope music, hands kneadin’ like dough, and bam, you’re floatin’. Little fact: old Chinese emperors used it to, uh, “balance energies”—code for gettin’ laid fancy, huh? Hilarious, right? Bet they had happy endings with extra soy sauce.

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Then, I decided to hit up the park near Bulevardul 1 Decembrie. It’s usually chill, but today? Nah, not today. There was this huge crowd. Turns out, they were setting up for some festival. I was like, “Sweet! Free entertainment!” But then, I realized it was a folk dance competition. And let me tell you, I’ve never seen so many people in traditional costumes in my life. I mean, who knew Helegiu had such a rich culture? I felt a bit outta place in my jeans and t-shirt, but whatever.