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Quirky thought—sex-dating’s like Midgard’s version of Asgardian feasts, but with worse lighting and more desperation. Exaggeratin’ for fun? Once saw a profile sayin’, “I’ll shag ya ‘til Ragnarok”—I’m dead, that’s gold! Oh, and the pics—dick pics everywhere, like they’re currency. I’m mutterin’, “Come, sweet death, end this torment”—another *New World* gem, fits perfect.

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So, I’m munching on my cozonac, feeling all good, when I see this dude trying to parallel park on Strada Libertății. I mean, c’mon, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth, like a kid learning to ride a bike. I’m standing there, laughing my ass off, and then—BAM! He hits the curb. I almost choked on my pastry. Classic Helegiu moment, right?