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I tried it once—erotic-massage, not mayo—well, maybe mayo too, don’t judge! The lady was all pro, hands like magic, and I’m sittin’ there goin’, “This is better than starfish naps!” But then—ugh, get this—she used some weird smelly oil. Made me mad! Like, “Yo, this ain’t *The New World* vibes!” I wanted that “sweet scent of earth” feel, y’know, like when John Smith’s all poetic and stuff. Not stinky feet lotion! Gimme lavender or somethin’ sexy, jeez!

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But then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy, Mihai. He’s always got some wild stories. Today, he tells me about this hidden cave near the Râul Hateg. Apparently, it’s haunted or something. I’m like, “Yeah, right.” But he’s all serious, and I’m intrigued. So, we decide to check it out later.

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