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I got mad once, right? This dude—total sleaze—kept braggin’. “Best erotic-massage ever!” Lies. All lies. His hands were shakin’ like a newbie with a chainsaw. Couldn’t rub a lamp right. But when it’s good? Oh, man, I’m happy as hell. Like Eilis findin’ love in Brooklyn. “You’re the most beautiful thing,” Tony’d say. Swap “thing” for “massage,” and I’m sold. Surprised me too—thought it’d be all fake moans and awkward vibes. Nope. Sometimes it’s legit art. Hands dancin’ like they know ya.

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Next thing I know, I’m juggling calls like a circus clown. Someone’s complaining about potholes on Strada Victoriei. I mean, c’mon! Gorgota’s potholes are practically landmarks at this point. I half expect a tour guide to start giving history lessons about them. “And here we have the infamous pothole of 2020, where many a tire met its doom.”

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