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But real talk—some folks fuck it up. Too rough, too fast, like they’re grindin’ corn, not lovin’ you. Pisses me off! I’m yellin’ in my head, “Slow down, asshole, this ain’t a race!” Favorite part? When they tease ya—light touches, then deep, like they’re playin’ me like a guitar. “We’re not groupies, we’re Band Aids,” Penny’d say—shit, I’d be a Band Aid for that masseuse, motherfucker! Funny thing—heard this dude once fell asleep durin’ one, snorin’ loud, ruined the mood—dumbass! I’d’a kicked his ass out the field!

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to enjoy my “lemonade,” when I overhear this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. They’re going at it about who left the lights on at home. I’m just sitting there, sipping my sugar water, thinking, “Man, I’m glad I’m single.” Relationships are wild, huh?

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