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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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So, I’m walking, right? Just minding my own biz, when I see this old dude trying to cross the street. He’s like, moving at a snail’s pace. I’m thinking, c’mon man, it’s not a marathon! But then, outta nowhere, this stray dog runs past him, and the old guy jumps like he’s in a horror flick. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, chill dude, it’s just a dog!